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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006 from Armadillos.info!!!

Here at Armadillos.info we have some very high standards - that is why you will only find the most beautiful, sexiest Armadillos on the planet. Just consider us the "Playboy" of Armadillo websites. Here are some samples of Armadillo images, we hope you enjoy these as well as the rest of the site.


Because we are too lazy to come up with our own content, why not check out some of these Armadillo-related links:

ArmadilloWillys.com - Now this is just awesome, what family wouldn't love to dine at a restaurant named after a weird little, rat-type creature? I have never tried eating Armadillo, but it wouldn't surprise me if it didnt taste like chicken. I can hear the children now, "Mommy, can we have some more caterpillar sauce to go with our Armadillo feet?" I think I should start my own restaurant chain...

ArmadilloCafe.com - See above. Oh wait, look what I found on the menu: Grilled Dolphin Filet - $18.95. Now that's just great, not only are they cooking Dolphin, they are selling it for $20 a meal. I bet all those folks who made tuna fishermen use Dolphin-friendly fishing nets are sure pissed off because of this. Now this just begs the question, why the heck isn't the restaurant called the Dolphin Cafe?

ArmadilloWeb.com
- I have no problems with a design company using a name such as Armadillo web. After all, it shows creativity, which is something all designers must have. But look at their website - it is terrible. Seriously, who the heck would ever hire a design company like that? And look at their color scheme: two shades of red (that's ok), black (still ok), silver (still ok), green (not quite ok), purple (what the hell) and orange ($%&#).

BlueArmadillo.com - Another creative idea and look, this website doesn't make you want to splash acid in your eyes. However, have any of you ever heard what an Armadillo sounds like? Not Garth Brooks, I can tell you that much. Out of all the creatures in the animal kingdom, this music company randomly chose the Armadillo? Honestly, I would love to know what drugs they were on when they invented their company name.

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