These days, every website has a contact page. The visitors are supposed to click on a silly email link and write to the website owner about how good the website is, or how pissed off they are because visiting this website just gave their computer a virus.

Either way, I don't really care what you think. The only visitors I want to hear from are those single, attractive young ladies who enjoy candle-lit dinners and long romantic walks on the beach. Unfortunately, if you think you meet this criteria - you don't. Seriously, how many attractive, single women look at websites about armadillos?

And here are some games you can play to waste more of your time:

Armadillo Races

Armadillo Oracle

Armadillo Run